Sorry everyone!

I realize I probably should have posted this sooner, but I have been incredibly swamped, and I intend to continue this comic, but I have been unable to update in quite some time. Nevertheless, I will continue soon so keep the faith.

Thank you.

We'll take it as a compliment

Recently, after debuting one of our comics on a popular artist community site for everyone's enjoyment and some critiques, we were told that our strip resembled a poor rip-off of Penny Arcade. Granted, we all enjoy that comic and have probably read them all. I won't sit and defend our work and nitpick out all the differences between ours and theirs, but I would like to make one point: THIS IS WHAT WE REALLY LOOK LIKE. Any physical resemblance between our characters and theirs is our parents fault. I draw what I see. Anyhoo here's the latest!



As an extra added bonus for being so late with this week's post, here's what the comic would have looked like if we were accused of ripping off the classic french comic "Tintin". Enjoy...

Man I want one...

In my youth, I had a wonderful beard that I took on walks and cared for everyday. I loved that beard. Now that I'm married, there's no room for my little beard in the relationship. Sure, you can say I'm getting whupped up on, you can even email me whip-cracking sound effects to your hearts content. I've tried to bring Beard back, and when you have to sit through day after day of "Please shave it... please?" and "When are you gonna shave it?" you think, "well, maybe she'll get used to it and stop asking". Now, I say this without hyperbole, after the third week of every conversation ending with a plea for shaving, one's resolve starts to shake. I still miss Beard tho...

Enjoy!

How we do

Today's comic details our roles and processes that we adhere to when bringing you this comic. As you can see here Pilfro's diseased brain thinks up some new filth, and tries to get it through scams who acts as our conscience, gatekeeper and editor. I will blissfully draw anything that's put in front of me, no matter how stinky it is. This strip itself is a perfect example of how we do: The word on the bag was originally "Babies" when Pilfro first pitched it, but that was struck down right off the bat.

Enjoy!

Killing Time

My god I'm slower than your Mother at a Slow Mom contest(uncalled-for Mother cut) lately! But I finally have the latest toon done and here it is. This one sprang from a conversation we've had many times questioning the sexuality of the Paladin class and the unnecessarily homo-erotically named talent of "Laying on Hands". The irony that this is a practice of the church and all the trouble their employees have been getting into on this subject is not lost on me. Needless to say, some of us(Myself, Pilfro) enjoy playing the squeaky clean Pallys. Others, Scams included take every opportunity to deride that noble class. Anyhoo, without further ado, here is a situation where the questioned ability could come into play...

Can't we just play Knobs instead?

Hello all, Here is Toon #2 for everyone keeping score at home. This simple yet classic prank came up in conversation recently, so we decided to revisit the pain.

Enjoy!

Inaugural Toon

First official comic.
Written by Pilfro/Scams
Art by RocknOats

DISCLAIMER

Please note: These maniacal little compu-doodles were produced by the two mental patients, NOT me! I will be posting the first comic shortly... Which they wrote, I just don't want you to think this is the extent of my abilities. Sorry, I'm just a snob.

Some of Scams early work